TWENTY LIFE HACKS FOR OLD PEOPLE
1. If you want to put off accepting that you are old, avoid mirrors. 2. Wear comfortable shoes. Always. No matter what they look like. 3. Talk to yourself, especially when you need good advice about things like what to wear or what to eat or what movie to watch on Netflix. 4. ALWAYS hold handrails when going up or down stairs. (Yes, you can fall upstairs.) 5. Offer to take a grandkid out to eat if you want to chat. Also offer to give them rides when they need them. (NB, enjoy this while you can because it will not be as effective after they learn to drive.) 6. Be very careful not to offend your friends by calling them “old folks” even if you think of them that way. 7. Do something constructive every day before you read or watch TV. This is how you avoid feeling guilty when you sit down. 8. Go to bed early and get up early. Your best sleep comes before midnight. 9. Go out to run erra...